A little bit of Smarts

Archaeology, video games, and telly
Note: THIS IS A BODY POSITIVE ZONE!

OMG, i just ate like less then half a plate of pasta and some deviled eggs like an hour and a half ago, why is my tummy making hungry noises? ????

ellendegeneres:

For Administrative Professionals Day, Ellen has one of her administrative professionals tell us a classic joke. Good joke, Jacqueline!

When a friend keeps asking me really ignorant questions about EDs

edrecoveryprobs:

(x)

http://afadingoctober.tumblr.com/post/83660370030/post-winter-soldier-bucky-having-a-lot-of-issues

afadingoctober:

Post-Winter Soldier Bucky having a lot of issues seeing himself as more than a tool or a weapon, and one that has done some horrible things at that.

Steve’s casual physical affection and Sam’s slaps on the back reminding him that not every interaction between people is violent.

Bucky taking…

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

(via afadingoctober)

Trying to find some support during a hard time

edrecoveryprobs:

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BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION

eine-liebe-liebevolle-elfe:

frecklesandstitches:

theangelandthehunter:

peppermintbenedicts:

Name: 
Gender:  
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color: 
Smoking?: 
Drinking?: 
Drugs?:
Job: 
Favorite Color: 
Favorite Band: 
Siblings: 
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?: 
Perfect Date: 
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Hi I am mostly looking for girls because I get hella emotionally hung up on boys and my sadness comes out as anger and word-vomit and that scares my friends.

(Source: green-jasmine)

shiptwomore:

koikoikoi:

Super heroes second jobs by Chow Hon Lam

Chow Hon Lam (aka Flying Mouse) is an award winning illustrator from Malaysia, specialized in t-shirt designs. In this time of global crisis he wondered if also super heroes might need a second job and what it could be. Funny stuff, specially the Batman’s one.

LOL

(Source: koikoikoi.com, via lostinhistory)

“Everything changes when you start to emit your own frequency rather than absorbing the frequencies around you, when you start imprinting your intent on the universe rather than receiving an imprint from existence.”

—   Barbara Marciniak (via unbloom)

(Source: shaktilover, via thecalminside)

thearcticflame:

Remember when Team Rocket was introduced like

image

Ooh, so mysterious and dangerous. Such threats.

But now it’s like

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NYEEEEEEHHH

(via songofthesummra)

“Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.”

—   

Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)

This is ++important right now

(via blondebarbells)

(via recoveryisbeautiful)

imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

(via britishbullet)


A classic.

madammercy:

liftlovelife:

breelandwalker:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

Hahahahaha

Monty Python is filled with legitimate English history. That’s what makes it brilliant. :)

(Source: redlight--district, via janinekspendlove)

copperbadge:

tzikeh:

tastefullyoffensive:

[bbatton]

Paging @copperbadge…

MagNeato never tries to escape, but he does frequently knock over the bathroom trash can and then make a mess of its contents. I walk in there and I’m like “when did I get a dog? Oh wait.”

copperbadge:

tzikeh:

tastefullyoffensive:

[bbatton]

Paging @copperbadge

MagNeato never tries to escape, but he does frequently knock over the bathroom trash can and then make a mess of its contents. I walk in there and I’m like “when did I get a dog? Oh wait.”